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The 10 Worst Movies to Watch on a First DateThe 10 Worst Movies to Watch on a First Date You're on your first date, things are already a little uncomfortable and awkward, so what's worse than watching a movie that only makes the awkwardness stand out more? Movies are supposed to be the easy out in easing the tension between the two of you, allowing you to have some quiet time, get close...

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Sex Talk With Friends: How Much Info Is Too Much Info?Sex Talk With Friends: How Much Info Is Too Much Info? Girls ask themselves, "I wonder if he's going to tell his friends about that..."; guys think, "She wouldn't tell her friends about my performance... would she?". The truth is most men and women like to dish about what goes on behind closed doors with their closest friends. The question is, how much of...

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Leftos Guide: Making Love vs. Having SexLeftos Guide: Making Love vs. Having Sex “Don’t call it sex babe, we were making love”. I’m sure all of us have heard some form of this at least once in our lives, and  each time we've thought “What’s the difference?” Well there's definitely a difference! There's no doubt about that. But what exactly is it?  Where do you...

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The Do's and Dont's of Dating After a BreakupThe Do's and Dont's of Dating After a Breakup You and your significant other just broke up, you’ve cried your tears, made voodoo dolls resembling them and destroyed all the old photos. Or maybe the two of you were the lucky exception and ended on good terms. Either way, now it comes time to move on with your life.. but how long should you wait...

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How to Get Her Out on the Town...How to Get Her Out on the Town... Tired of being viewed as “that” couple to all of your friends?  You know the one I’m talking about:  The couple that never comes out to  parties, and promises to show up every time but bails with some lame excuse.  Well Gentlemen, we’re here to help! While cuddling up to your girl and watching...

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Win a Football Field’s Length of Condoms! (Contest Now Over)

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Posted on : 27-04-2010 | By : Leftos | In : Leftos

Contest is Officially Over – Stay Tuned To See If You Won!

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Revenge Tactic: Post Fake Orgy at Enemy’s House on Craigslist

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Posted on : 23-04-2010 | By : Kenny | In : News

Craiglist has become a hotbed for great stories as of late.  For example the naturist couple who is looking for a personal assistant to work in their apartment while they walk around nude or the girl who’s looking to pay someone $5 to train her how to kiss.  But nothing compares to the creativity of Philip Conran who recently used Craigslist to seek revenge on his neighbor.

According to TrueCrimeReport.com, Philip decided to post a small “get together” better known as an “orgy” on Craigslist with the event location being his neighbors house.  The ad was more than a success because several weirdos decided to show up at his neighbors house looking for a wild time.

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The Do’s and Do Not’s of Sexting

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Posted on : 22-04-2010 | By : Kodi | In : Leftos

Everyone and their Grandma seem to be texting these days, seeing how it’s almost impossible to find a phone that doesn’t have a full keyboard.  When you have something simple and quick to say, for example, “Look I’m sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it,” it can be convenient, but if you’re trying to convey any kind of love, affection, emotion, or desire to fornicate (“did they just say fornicate?”- Yes, yes we did!) it can be a huge pain in the buttocks.  Don’t worry though; we got you covered with everything you’ll need to know…

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Pick Up Lines, a Brief Narrative

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Posted on : 20-04-2010 | By : Tony | In : Leftos

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The pickup line: the most classic and clichéd way to break the ice, is in many ways a cherished tradition. Generations of men and women have used (or heard) every line in the book. The question, of course, is do they work? Have they ever worked? It’s possible that they are so corny that they have come full circle to being cool again, or maybe they’re just corny.

It really depends; some people love them, some people hate them, and the only way to tell is trial and error.

Let’s pretend that you’re at a party, surrounded by a lot of lovely people. You decide to try some out.

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And you thought human’s were the only ones with marital problems?

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Posted on : 19-04-2010 | By : Leftos | In : Video of the Week

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20 Things NOT To Say During Sex

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Posted on : 16-04-2010 | By : Leftos | In : Leftos

Over on the great site of ICanHasInternets.com we came across an amazing list of “Things Not To Say During Sex”.  We had to post it here and make sure that our readers know better than to say “I have to poop” while gettin jiggy with it.

Leftos Approved: A quick dose of our favorite stories from around the web

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Posted on : 15-04-2010 | By : Leftos | In : Leftos Approved

Bald Guys are Healthier and – Sexier [AOL Personals]

10 Common and Uncommon Hangover Remedies [Crave]

13% of Men Would Give Up Sex for Booze [Limelife]

Movies A Gal Can Earn Mad Points For Loving [TheFrisky]

Australia, Goon, & Booty Shorts = Wild Night [BroBible]

The Golden List of No-No’s for Meeting Her Parents

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Posted on : 14-04-2010 | By : Christina | In : Leftos

There comes a point in every relationship when two people become so infatuated and comfortable with each other that they must screw it all up…this point is better known as “Meeting The Parents” (or marriage). Meeting your SO’s parents (Significant Other: for those who haven’t caught on to the acronym craze of the 21st century)  is such a common and awkward experience that not only was a movie  made about it (Meet The Parents), but it became an instant classic and even had a sequel (Meet the Fockers).  So considering that we all must face this terrible bump in the road at some point, we’ve decided to provide you the golden list of no-no’s  for meeting your girlfriend’s parents…

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Herb Vest, Founder & CEO of True.com Answers: “What is the most common online dating mistake?”

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Posted on : 13-04-2010 | By : Leftos | In : Guest Post

Herb D. Vest is the founder and CEO of True.com – the leading scientifically based relationship service whose mission is to help singles find long-lasting, fulfilling relationships. True.com is the only online relationship service that proactively promotes safer dating by screening for criminal backgrounds and requiring all members to certify that they are single.

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News Alert: Instructing Teens to Use Contraceptives May Be Illegal in Wisconsin

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Posted on : 12-04-2010 | By : Tony | In : News
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Dramitization of our reaction to this this article

According to the good people over at the AP, the Juneau County District attorney Scott Southworth sent friendly warnings to five Wisconsin School districts the other day, giving teachers the heads up that they could face criminal charges if they follow a new state law that allows for instruction in the use of contraceptives.

To summarize, they are being threatened with legal action for doing something that is allowed under state law. This is the kind of Catch 22 of head butting legal systems that is usually resolved for Marijuana legislation.

So at the risk of causing ourselves injury as we bang our heads into the desk, let’s delve deeper into the details of Wisconsin’s battle of the rubbers: Read the rest of this entry »