In another case of weird, somewhat sex related news…Carolee Bildsten of Illinois decided that she just didn’t feel like paying for her meal at Joe’s Crab Shack. So she skipped on her bill and stuck the poor waitress with the responsibility. Nothing weird about that, right? Just another story of a terrible person doing a terrible thing.
Well not quite. Two weeks later Carolee decided she was craving some of that fine seafood of Joe’s Crab Shack once again. She decided to go back to the same location, eat up, drink heavily, and skip out on her bill once again. This time she wasn’t so lucky though. A local police officer tracked her down and found her laying on the ground in front of the Sixth Flags located near Joe’s Crab Shack. She claimed she had no money on her to pay the bill but she had money at home. The officer, who clearly had more patients than the ones I’ve encountered back in my college heydays, offered to drive her back home to get her money and then take her to Joe’s to pay her bill.
Once they got back to Carolee’s house, she told the officer she had the money in her dresser. However, instead of pulling out a wad of cash, Carolee yanked out, what the officer called a “”clear, rigid feminine pleasure device,” and lunged herself at the officer with the dildo raised above her head like a knife.
No worries though, the officer was able to restrain the drunken 56 year old, bill hopping, dildo fighting woman.
So for all you ladies out there carrying Dildos in your purse for both weapons and pleasure, we warn you that you are not killing two birds with one stone. Please be sure to add a can of pepper spray as well because…Dildos are NOT weapons!
Just as we thought the whole 2009 MTV Music Awards controversy over Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift’s speech was past us, we get hit again.
According to Nerve.com and Yahoo! News, Vivid Entertainment (world’s largest porn producer) is planning to create a porno film that shows Kanye and Taylor kissing to make up, which is than followed by a passionate sex scene (yippay!).
Nerve.com has also thought of a perfect title for this flick, “Imma let you finish…on my face”. We really really hope Vivid takes it into consideration
If you haven’t heard (or found out on your own), Sexual Transmitted Diseases (STD) are kind of a big problem in our society. The most common way people protect themselves from contracting an STD is using a condom, which we highly recommend. But what if you think you might have one already? Then a condom or any other type of contraceptive really isn’t going to help.
Most people have to go to the doctor and go through a pretty awkward and sometimes uncomfortable process to find out if they’ve contracted any sort of STD. It’s not the funnest of doctor office visits and can often be quite stressful.
Well guess what folks? There’s an app for that!! That’s right, some really smart people in the UK have been given a grant to develop chip and app that lets your iPhone let you know if your STD free. The way it will work is pretty simple. You pee on a little chip that you then insert into the iPhone. The app on the iPhone then reads your urine sample and tells you if your as a whistle or dirty as a skunk.
Pretty cool huh? We won’t be surprised if we see pregnancy tests come to the iPhone one day too!
It was a fairly pleasant West Virginian night outside the ‘77 Motor Inn’ on October 22nd, 2010. Nothing out of the ordinary was going on other than the usual Friday night boozing….until Miss Melissa Lee Williams decided to change all of that.
According to TheSmokingGun.com, Williams headed four doors down where her estranged husband lives. She then knocked on his door and demanded that him and/or his friend “eat my p*ssy”. As Ms. Williams began to remove her clothing from the waist down, her husband, Danny Williams refused her request (probably knowing something that his friend didn’t), but his friend Adam Watson decided he was down to go downtown. As Mr. Watson started to approach Ms. Williams’, he was instantly hit by a foul vaginal odor that was capable of being classified as a weapon of mass destruction. At that point he realized he was no longer going to uphold his end of the agreement.
Angry from being denied by both men, Ms. Williams pulled out a “lock-back folding knife”, pointed it at the two men, and uttered a line that has never before been documented in a police report, “Somebody is going to eat my p*ssy or I’m going to cut your f*cking throats!”
Clearly Mr. Williams and Mr. Watson had no plans complying with Ms. Williams’ requests…or dying, so they decided to call the local police. The deputy arrived at the scene to find three highly intoxicated individuals, one naked from the waist down, and a knife sitting on the coffee table.
Ms. Williams was arrested on charges of domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. She was released on $3000 bail and is due in court in February of 2011.
The moral of the story is….well there really is no moral to this story, but it does reconfirm that you should never agree to perform oral sex on someone if they’re drunk, carrying a knife, and have terrible body odor.
If you’ve never looked at social media, or more specifically Facebook, as one big excel sheet filled with endless amounts of data then here is your eye opener. The graph above, which was created by David McCandless, breaks down when people are most likely to breakup in a relationship based on data used from Facebook.com’s relationship status.
It paints a pretty interesting picture of how our society as a whole deals with relationships throughout the year. No surprises that right before high school and college spring break, people are breaking up the most. It also looks like Valentines day is causing more problems then romantic memories. And how about before Christmas? Looks like people are dropping their significant others just in time to avoid buying them a gift.
Thanks to PatsPaper.com for finding this graph for us.
Apparently the mile high club isn’t good enough for some people. In San Francisco (obviously), a group of people decided to change things up a bit by having sex in a coffin, which was buried under a bunch of dirt in a dumpster. The group involved where making a statement against the lack of privacy in the age of the internet. You can get all the fine details over at SFWeekly’s Blog but first be sure to watch this interesting video below…
If you’re not familiar with the studies that okCupid has released on their blog in the past, you really should check them out. In a nutshell, okCupid, which is a free online dating site, has tons of user data that they can easily research the same way a large university would do large surveys. The type of data okCupid can track is not only demographics though. They can see how people react to certain content, certain profiles, and certain photos. They can see how people from one race, nationality, or religion interact with another. They can see what attracts and turns people off. The things they can track are endless and also very interesting. For example…
College kids could have been preaching it for years…casual sex makes life a hell of a lot more simple. You can break down a lot of the pressure, awkwardness, and intimidation that traditional dating always seems to bring. You meet someone at a party/bar, usually while intoxicated, you flirt a little, touch a little, and sometimes end up back at someones place fooling around a little. A quote from the very intelligent movie, The 40 Year Old Virgin, sums it up best. “Stop putting the p*ssy on a pedestal,” one character preachers to the 40 year old virgin. It’s the truth too. If you start making such a big deal about physical interaction, it ends up becoming a monster in itself. And now, there’s some actual scientific evidence to back that up… Read more
How many times have you been out and about and caught a quick glimpse from the hottie across the room or passing along the sidewalk? Now compare that to how many times you’ve noticed someone looking at you who’s so-so on your attractive scale…you probably notice the hotties more than the non-hotties.
Well according to research done by psychologists at the University of Abderdeen and the University of Stirling in Scotland, women notice men who are looking at them with masculine facial features quicker than they notice men with less masculine features. The research shows comparable data in men noticing women with feminine features compared to women with non-feminine features.
In another case of weird, somewhat sex related news…Carolee Bildsten of Illinois decided that she just didn’t feel like paying for her meal at Joe’s Crab Shack. So she skipped on her bill and stuck the poor waitress with the responsibility. Nothing weird about that, right? Just another story of a terrible person doing a terrible thing.
Just as we thought the whole 2009 MTV Music Awards controversy over Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift’s speech was past us, we get hit again.
If you haven’t heard (or found out on your own), Sexual Transmitted Diseases (STD) are kind of a big problem in our society. The most common way people protect themselves from contracting an STD is using a 
It was a fairly pleasant West Virginian night outside the ‘77 Motor Inn’ on October 22nd, 2010. Nothing out of the ordinary was going on other than the usual Friday night boozing….until Miss Melissa Lee Williams decided to change all of that.
If you’re not familiar with the studies that okCupid has released on their blog in the past, you really should check them out. In a nutshell, okCupid, which is a free online dating site, has tons of user data that they can easily research the same way a large university would do large surveys. The type of data okCupid can track is not only demographics though. They can see how people react to certain content, certain profiles, and certain photos. They can see how people from one race, nationality, or religion interact with another. They can see what attracts and turns people off. The things they can track are endless and also very interesting. For example…
College kids could have been preaching it for years…casual sex makes life a hell of a lot more simple. You can break down a lot of the pressure, awkwardness, and intimidation that traditional dating always seems to bring. You meet someone at a party/bar, usually while intoxicated, you flirt a little, touch a little, and sometimes end up back at someones place fooling around a little. A quote from the very intelligent movie, The 40 Year Old Virgin, sums it up best. “Stop putting the p*ssy on a pedestal,” one character preachers to the 40 year old virgin. It’s the truth too. If you start making such a big deal about physical interaction, it ends up becoming a monster in itself. And now, there’s some actual 
How many times have you been out and about and caught a quick glimpse from the hottie across the room or passing along the sidewalk? Now compare that to how many times you’ve noticed someone looking at you who’s so-so on your attractive scale…you probably notice the hotties more than the non-hotties.
