To set the scene: It’s night, and across the the quiet internet café, a man taps away on his laptop. He wears sunglasses, and his hat is pulled down low. Although it may not look obvious to an onlooker, he’s presently engaged in a rendezvous with his online lover. Perhaps, they have never met in person, but this level 40 Night Elf Druid and his Dwarven Beau have been carrying on their illicit romance for months now, having taken their shenanigans to the pages of Facebook.

The scene shifts: It’s a home office late at night. A woman enters, calling over her shoulder that she “just needs to grab something out of the study.” With a practiced efficiency, she removes a tiny flash drive from a pocket, and puts it into the laptop we saw before. In a few seconds,software is installed which will begin taking screenshots of the affected computer, furnishing her with enough evidence to catch her shifty spouse in his lie, assuring if not divorce, than a long several months of sleeping in the garage.

That’s right agents, with the help of Brickhouse Security, you too can live out your paranoid spy fantasies using their full line of covert gizmos and gadgets. Given the rising concerns about cheating online, Brickhouse has seen the sales of their Stealth IBot device go up in recent months. It’s simple to use, can store up to 10,000 screenshots, as well as internet histories and keystrokes of the infected computer. Brickhouse Security really does cater to the wannabe Michael Weston (Or James Bond, if that’s your scene.) Their website has numerous spy cameras, data mining tools, and, we swear we cannot make this stuff up…a do it yourself Semen Detection Kit.

Don’t get us wrong, most of this stuff is actually pretty cool (although we get the feeling you don’t really know how much semen is out there), but at the same time, it’s a little creepy to think that anyone could be wired to the teeth with tools designed to invade your personal life.

Just look around…What do you see in the depths of paranoid delusion that might have a camera or listening bug stuck in it?  The next time you think what you’re doing online is in any way covert, remember  to watch over your shoulder, even when they’re a thousand miles away.