Shocking Sex Records [Infograph]

No doubt about it, sex is an incredible thing.  Don’t think we have to argue much there.  However, since sex sometimes carries a stigma and is heavily censored by our society, sex history isn’t always recorded accurately.  The Guinness Book of World Records should seriously consider adding an entire chapter dedicated specifically to sex.  I bet they’d see a nice jump in sales, that’s for sure.  Thanks to Online Schools amazing infograph below, we now can can see some of the most shocking sex records known to man…

Thanks to Online Schools for this awesome infographic!

By: Kenny - Posted on: 24/01/2011

Unleashed: The True Story of A Recovering Serial Monogamist

I Knew I Wore A Dress For A Reason!

Kay has persuaded me that I need to wear dresses more often. It is pretty warm outside and I do have nice legs, so it didn’t take much convincing. However, she has entirely too many dresses and I have too few, so we were forced (twist my arm) to go shopping. I won’t bore you with the details, but later that night, I got to wear one of those fabulous new dresses, and holy crap, the attention it got! Kay was right!

Our original plans were to find a sugar daddy. I had decided Kay deserved one just as much as I did, so we hit a more upscale bar in a neighboring city. But first things first – we were hungry, and no one gets between my food and me. At some point, a few super cute friends of mine meandered into the bar, so they got some hugs, some conversation, and an introduction to Kay, my cohort in crime. As they headed out, they invited us to meet them later at a club.

As it tends to do, my attention wandered and I noticed a foursome across the bar from us (it was pretty empty otherwise). They were older guys, ranging from 40-something to mid-50s, but the one on my left caught my eye. He was cute with a European face, but never smiled. I had my mark. I finished my soup and wandered over there; by that time, my short skirt, long legs, and high heels had already gotten his attention.

I opened with, “You look pretty European, and I was wondering if you had an accent.” Well, confident girls get away with awful opening lines like that, so it actually worked. He responded, and yes, he had an accent, but it was a strong Canadian one (!)… I told him I had been watching him and wanted to know why he didn’t ever smile. He had noticed me watching someone in his direction, but hadn’t actually thought I was looking at HIM (he apparently did not realize there was a brick wall behind him). He also hadn’t realized he hadn’t smiled all night. That soon changed.

We chatted more (partially because he was a good conversationalist; partially because I love Canadians and their accents; and partially because he was pretty darn cute). I noticed his buddy had a mullet and a big, flashy Stanley Cup ring on his pinky. My suspicions were aroused. That could only mean one thing. Intrigued, I asked about it. Ah ha! The European face with the Canadian accent now makes perfect sense… Hockey Guy and I ended up swapping digits before we both headed out, and he promised he’d call. The night was already exceeding expectations!

Kay and I ended up heading over to the exclusive club to meet my friends. We got drinks, hung out with the guys, danced up a storm, showed off our dresses and our legs — it was entirely too much fun. Kay and I conversed with different men, swapped, and talked more. Toward the end of the evening, I made my selection: Charlie Brown. He was tall, cute, and had that really short brush-cut that makes you want to run your hands, back and forth, over his scruffy hair.

Sitting in our shadowed corner booth, Charlie and I stopped talking and started making out. It heated up very quickly and his hands started to wander south. I didn’t stop him – I couldn’t… He whispered suggestions softly into my ear and we took off, practically running and laughing into the parking lot, where I was given the opportunity to cross off, not just one, but two requirements from my Bucket List (in one swell foop): (1) A one-night stand — my first ever; and (2) sex in a car.

I’ve never had sex in a car. I’ve given head in a car… while the guy was driving. I’ve been fingered and licked and gifted several ‘cookies’ in a car. But I’ve never had official sexual intercourse in a vehicle. It is an experience, but one I advise should be done in a Jeep (do a commercial for that!).

With regards to logistics: Charlie and I were in the back seat of one of the larger-model Jeeps. He had moved the front seats forward to give us more space (very thoughtful) and came back for me. The back seats are pretty deep, and he might’ve put the back of the seat down, though admittedly, I had other things on my mind and I don’t remember. All I know is that I was on the bottom, he was on the top, and dresses provide easy access for both parties’ enjoyment.

Delight and gratification ensued.

It was that hot, frenzied type of sex that follows those long, smoky looks and wandering hands; the immediate attraction that excites and boils your blood until you’re grateful for the cooler night weather and wind to cool you off and slow down your motor afterwards; when you look back at the windows after being physically satiated and they are fogged up by the temperature, intensity, and passion just shared that can only be produced by the basest of sheer animal attractions…  I am getting wet just remembering it.

I felt very satisfied and very naughty pulling my dress back down when we were finished, but also very content with that little Cheshire grin on my face. Then again, feeling naughty is one of the best feelings ever.

-Amalie Paris

Got a question for me?  Wanna chat?  Find me over on Twitter at @AmalieParis

By: Amalie Paris - Posted on: 20/01/2011

FAIL: Amazon.com Search Results For Homosexuality

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Thanks Alligator-Sunglasses.com for shedding light on this epic fail

By: Leftos - Posted on: 19/01/2011

The 7 Best “What If” Celebrity Babies…

We all drool over the celebrities that surround our daily entertainment day in and day out. We imagine spending a night with that sexy Patrick Dempsey from Grey’s or that unbelievable Megan Fox from Transformers. How often, though, do we imagine the sexiest stars coming together and producing perfect babies? We’ve come up with a few combinations of performers that would be sure to create the next generation of beauty…

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By: Stephanie - Posted on: 17/01/2011

Unleashed: The True Story of a Recovering Serial Monogamist

G-d Bless The Irish

I keep adding to my Excel spreadsheet (it ended up being a really good idea)… Everyone likes variety!

Guy #5: Irish. Irish has been a friend of mine for quite a few months now. He is extremely easy to speak to, smart, sweet, and funny. I’ve always thought he was really cute, and to top it off (for me), he’s got short, spiky blond hair and these gorgeous green eyes. At the beginning, we would flirt lightly with each other and have serious conversations at coffeehouses, but one night I got bold (after thinking about him in some very particularly wicked ways). When he asked me if we were going to hang out soon and what I wanted to do, I responded…

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By: Amalie Paris - Posted on: 13/01/2011

The Great Axe Body Spray Reverse Mad Lib Contest

Axe Clean Your Balls Campaign

Okay Leftos readers, it’s time for part two of the AXE contest that we ran a couple weeks back. In our last contest, you tweeted your best manneundos at Jennie with AXE and Jose Torres of California went home with a grand prize. But now things are going to get a little bit more difficult.

You might be wondering “what is a reverse mad lib?” Well, let’s break it down:

In a normal Mad Lib, you are given a story with blank spaces. Well in this case, Leftos was given two words  that we must build a sentence around.   Our two words are…

FIRE WOOD and FISHING ROD

And the theme is In The Woods

But we can’t just put together some ordinary tweet together using these two words…instead it must fit the story that has already been started by The Campus Socialites other partner blogs.  So here is what we are working with thus far…

So as you can see, the story has taken an interesting path. Now we must continue the story using our two words of FIREWOOD and FISHING ROD.

However, let’s first talk about you the contestant.  How do you you win and what do you have to do?

Each day, AXE and The Campus Socialite will pick 15 Honorable Mentions (who will receive AXE detailers) and 2 finalists, whose sentences will become part of the story for the next day. In the end, 2 of the 10 finalists will be chosen to receive an AXE Gift Pack.

So just make sure your tweets are directed @AXE and have a #madlibs hashtag and you’re entered. Make them smart, silly, fun, etc., and your chances of winning are that much better.

So with all of that said, let’s begin, shall we? Here is Leftos contribution…

So there you have it. Get tweeting everyone! Make sure to capitalize the “mannuendos” and to make it @AXE and with a #madlibs hashtag. Good luck, everyone. Make ‘em good!

By: Leftos - Posted on: 11/01/2011

Flexing Fail

The Vajazzle Rating Game [The Smoking Jacket]

The 10 Hottest Girl-On-Girl Commercials[BroBible]

Avoid Being a “Ho, Ho, Ho” This Holiday Season[College Candy]

The Do’s And Don’ts of Friends with Benefits[The Campus Socialite]

How to Fix a Car Dent/Impress Ladies Fast[MadeMan]

Women’s Expressions[MuffSlap]

By: Dana - Posted on: 10/01/2011