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Okay Leftos readers, it’s time for part two of the AXE contest that we ran a couple weeks back. In our last contest, you tweeted your best manneundos at Jennie with AXE and Jose Torres of California went home with a grand prize. But now things are going to get a little bit more difficult.

You might be wondering “what is a reverse mad lib?” Well, let’s break it down:

In a normal Mad Lib, you are given a story with blank spaces. Well in this case, Leftos was given two words  that we must build a sentence around.   Our two words are…

FIRE WOOD and FISHING ROD

And the theme is In The Woods

But we can’t just put together some ordinary tweet together using these two words…instead it must fit the story that has already been started by The Campus Socialites other partner blogs.  So here is what we are working with thus far…

So as you can see, the story has taken an interesting path. Now we must continue the story using our two words of FIREWOOD and FISHING ROD.

However, let’s first talk about you the contestant.  How do you you win and what do you have to do?

Each day, AXE and The Campus Socialite will pick 15 Honorable Mentions (who will receive AXE detailers) and 2 finalists, whose sentences will become part of the story for the next day. In the end, 2 of the 10 finalists will be chosen to receive an AXE Gift Pack.

So just make sure your tweets are directed @AXE and have a #madlibs hashtag and you’re entered. Make them smart, silly, fun, etc., and your chances of winning are that much better.

So with all of that said, let’s begin, shall we? Here is Leftos contribution…

So there you have it. Get tweeting everyone! Make sure to capitalize the “mannuendos” and to make it @AXE and with a #madlibs hashtag. Good luck, everyone. Make ‘em good!

The Vajazzle Rating Game – [The Smoking Jacket]

The 10 Hottest Girl-On-Girl Commercials – [BroBible]

Avoid Being a “Ho, Ho, Ho” This Holiday Season – [College Candy]

The Do’s And Don’ts of Friends with Benefits – [The Campus Socialite]

How to Fix a Car Dent/Impress Ladies Fast – [MadeMan]

Women’s Expressions – [MuffSlap]

My Weekend at the Splay-ground (cont.)

So far my crazy fuckblur of a weekend (or lack thereof) was a disenchanting mess, but tonight was an opportunity to save it – my night with my good friend Joe. We had quite the schedule set for the evening: quiet and funny conversation over some delicious thai food for dinner (where we argued about politics and the legal system), appreciating and admiring really nifty old cars at a show, and promptly returning to his house and fucking on his couch.

Like me, he takes pleasure very sincerely, and takes even greater pride in his listening, relaxing, and cunning lingual abilities. He knows where I carry my stress and addresses it. I can, and will, vouch for his talents – they are well-placed and earned. Read more

My Weekend at the Splay-ground (cont.)

Part II (Sunday)

The frustrating and disappointing evening with JE slowly led to his demise and relegation to ‘friend’ status – if that. I am well aware that he only stayed in touch with me the year prior because of the opportunity to get in my pants, so I really don’t expect to hear from him much now (which is fine with me since I actually want a connection with my partner). But after that evening, I needed a little pick-me-up and a lot of satisfaction. So last night, I went out with Israeli Daniel. I had met Daniel through some friends, and while I had not been immediately attracted to him, certain things he said with sincerity, had turned the tide in his favor. That, and he was one of the few white guys I had ever met who could dance. Read more

There’s nothing worse than being uncertain as to where a relationship stands. Your mind is full of possibilities as to where you two are going, or if you’re going anywhere at all. With the growing popularity of casualness in relationships, it only leads to one thing: confusion. You also worry about the “labeling” aspect of relationships and just thinking about it gives you doubting all together. Take a breather and re-assess the situation. Oh, and read these pointers to see whether you’re in for the long haul or not!

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