The 5 Best Celebs To Bring Home To Thanksgiving Dinner

Bringing home your significant other to a family meal for the first time is one of the most nerve-wracking experiences  you can go through!  All the questions that cross your mind..

“Will they like them?”

“Will they think they are attractive?”

“Will they get along and be nice to each other?”

Now just imagine if that special somebody you brought home was a world famous celebrity.  Every single person (and their moms, literally) will have to come meet your new famous beau.  That’s why we had to compile the 5 best celebrities to bring home to your Mom on Thanksgiving weekend!

Martha Stewart

So maybe she’s not your type, but just THINK of what she would bring to your usual boring turkey and mashed potatoes. Hell, she might even fold the napkins into turkeys, decorate your house with pilgrims and show your mom her top secret recipe for perfect apple pie.  On top of that, she’s definitely a MILF.

Snooki

So maybe your Great Aunt Dorothy wouldn’t appreciate Snooki’s antics, but imagine what going out with your old high school friends would be like.  No one will question your ability to party, that’s for sure.  You can’t even be mad if she hooks up with the whole high school football team, it’s just expected. Even dinner would be a blast…Snooki will make Grandma happier than anyone when she asks for triples and quadruple portions of her famous dish.

Kanye West

Okay, okay so maybe his Grandma had the best turkey of the year, but Kanye could show your family a little opulence, decking them out in Gucci and Prada.  He’ll also help your Dad raise his X-mas light status amongst the neighbors when he decides to throw up black lights, LEDs, and glow sticks that flash with the beat of “Stronger”.  Hell, he might even say the prayer before dinner in Auto-tune!

Zach Galifianakis

Okay, so he should probably be at the top of this list, because having him at dinner is just an all around A+.  He could charm the pants off your family at dinner with his humor, make your friends squirt their beer through their nose at the bar, and take all the pressure off of you during the holidays because he’ll impress everyone!  And let’s be honest, ANYTHING this guy does is worthy of a laugh, he’s just so damn funny.  Just be sure to take a picture of all the stuff that gets stuck in his beard at dinner!

Justin Beiber

Yes, we had to do it.  Why? Well because he’s just so damn cute.  Justin would be an awesome dinner date to bring home to Mom and Dad. Your little sister would LOVE you (or maybe send you death threats, who knows?). Your Aunt Sally could pinch his cheeks instead of yours, and your friends would be so enamored with him, just like the rest of the world is!  Just make sure he doesn’t start trying to sing at dinner…there’s a time and place Mr. Bieber.