Worst Halloween Costumes for a Female

Halloween…the one day of the year you’re encouraged to walk out of your house dressed in the sexiest, sluttiest, over-the-top outfit you can find, is right around the corner. Still undecided what to wear? Please stay away from the costumes below, you’ll thank me later (so will that hot dude you meet at that party)!

Sexy Twister

Do you want to spend the night having random dudes spin the wheel for a chance to grope you?! Wearing this costume screams “I haven’t had a date in two years, please take me home with you!” Still in doubt? Just remember that colorful polka dots plastered across a polyester dress really isn’t that flattering for any body shape!

Paris, Lindsey or Kim Kardashian

Not only are these uncreative and over rated costumes, but what are you going to do, carry around a copy of their sex tape as an accessory?! The bottom line is, unless you actually happen to look like them, you won’t really stand out from all the other fame whores at the party.

The Lady Gaga Meat Dress

You get an “A” for effort but an “F” for originality!  Unless you can guarantee you’ll have an entourage to help you get in and of the out the outfit, and to wipe off the meat stains you leave behind on everything you sit on, it’s really not worth the hassle!

A Sexy Border Patrol Agent

Glad you’re staying abreast of all the immigration controversy happening throughout the US, and that you’re ensuring the illegals don’t steal our jobs. If you’re prepared to get into a heated debate with some people, it’s a good suggestion to avoid offending some and find a new costume.

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I don’t care how many times a week you go to spin class, no one, I repeat, NO ONE looks good in blue spandex from head to toe!