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Men - What would you do if you had a female body for a day?

So, we've asked that ladies what they would do if they had a penis for a day - so men, if you don't already have a vagina - what would you do if you had one for a day? And what about boobs? (yes, you get the whole package - just pretend you are a smoking hot girl for a day).

Let us know what you want to know/experience about the female body. I have some interesting predictions, but I won't say them until other people have answered, lest I influence your busy brains!

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Maiya7859 days ago

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I would wake up, and realize what has happened shortly thereafter. I would jump out of bed and to the mirror, where I would cry tears of happiness.
I wouldn't have to worry about acceptance from friends and family when coming out as transsexed, I wouldn't have to transition, I wouldn't have to pay for hormones every month for the rest of my life, I wouldn't have to spend tens of thousands of dollars of expensive and imperfect surgeries, I would still be able to have children, I wouldn't have to worry about harassment from people or discrimination for being transgendered, and I would finally feel like I'm living in the right body.
God, having this happen would be one of the best things in the world.
I would probably stand there for a time, in awe, getting a feel for my face. I would look down and see breasts, and it would just feel right. I would give innumerable thanks to my matron goddess (I'm an eclectic, and a sort of pagan), and just spend some time looking out the window (because this have to be on a beautiful day, and it would hopefully be morning). I'd then do the usual: use my computer. I don't think I'd cope too well if I knew it only was to last a single day, but I might act cautiously for a while on the off chance it were. I'd listen to some of my favourite music, and sing along, feeling so right to finally hear My voice. I'd also really want to share the news with everyone, so I'd open up XChat and tell some close friends (who already knew I was trans) that I'm a girl, like, that I seriously just woke up and like no transition or anything, just... girl. And I'd send them a picture and they'd be happy for me. I'd be tempted to update my facebook and really everything I'm involved in, and I don't think I'd resist the temptation too long. I'd probably start with a status along the lines of "I just woke up as a girl :D :D :D" and change my Facebook profile, complete with pictures and things. Those who knew I was trans would be happy for me, others would have mixed reactions, most of which would be positive (since the sex swap hadn't occurred of my own volition (although I have tried to volit it so many times)). I already only play female characters in videogames, so I'd only need to change my Steam name.
I'd also know that I'd need to change my computer username at some time, so I'd probably write a short bash script that would move my home directory to the new name, likely using some mixture of ln and rsync. I'd then change necessary environment variables to point to the new directories, as well as change my user and group. I'd set a new user picture and update user information in KDE, and have lightdm autologin the new username. I'd then update permissions for everything in my home dir.
Then I'd change my username on my Windows computer too.
All in all, it would take a large portion of the day to finish all this switching.
I'd later have to get my official records changed, but that wouldn't likely occur on this day.
This all done, I'd finally order those things off Amazon that I'd wanted to order but couldn't since they were marketed to females (and also because I can't wear a gay pride bracelet when presenting as male, since I'm not androphilic (I know allies can wear them, but it implies gayness (and yes I, being trans, realize that gay is an imperfect term, since it doesn't consider people outside the binary))).
Oh, and I would have called my parents too, but on Skype, since it'd probably be better for them to see. I'd start out the call completely in darkness, and then turn on a light so they can see. They'd be a little shocked, but also happy that I'd finally feel right in my own body and that we wouldn't have to endure transition. My sister would be a little "wtf?" at first, but she'd be quickly accepting and supportive.
Oh, and back while it was morning, I'd probably play my recorder and harmonica a while, and maybe make a new YouTube video. I'd speak several languages and my conlang (also different English accents) to see what they all sound like in my voice. Hello, I'm speaking English. Hola, estoy hablando espanol! Bonjour, je parle maintenent le francais. Hallo! Ich spreche jetzt Deutsch. LATINAMDICO. Mi parolas esperanton. And I wish I had my conlang's pronomial system done, but I don't, so I'd probably say something that doesn't compare to these, like fys piPerso kyTakol fys peHeldy. I'd also write stuff in different scripts (like, Latin, Cyrillic, Greek, Runic, etc), to see if my handwriting has gotten any better (I have dysgraphia, though, so probably not too much, lol).
I'd be tempted to leave my room, though I'd be a little nervous about it. I may or may not end up doing so. I'm not really sure where I'd go though. Well, besides Pride Union (I'm at a university and there's a GSM (well, use LGBTQ+, but I prefer GSM (Gender and Sexual Minorities) group at the Union near my dorm); I'd obviously go there (let's say that this happened on a Friday, when I have no classes). I'd want to eat, but I'd be nervous to go somewhere that someone might recognize me. I'd probably go to either Papa John's or Momma Goldberg's. I'd then go to the convenience store, happy to be out in public presenting as a female. They would ma'am me, and I'd be like yes! I'd then like, get my mail or something. Feeling a little less nervous, I'd maybe go somewhere that people I know are likely to go.
As it became night time, I'd consider masturbating. I'd be curious to see if it still makes me feel somewhat emotionally down afterwards, but mostly to generally see what it's like (and to finally be able to masturbate without pretending to not have male genitalia. Oh, god, what a relief (I swear I'd break out in tears if I had had to have sex as a man)). I'd also not really want to loose the calm state I had before masturbation, but I imagine I'd still end up doing it. I'd probably start innocently, by taking off my clothes one by one, and examining each part of my body beneath, feeling ever so grateful to Her for this. It would feel a little like unwrapping a Christmas gift at first. I'd eventually get to my vagina, which I'd look at from various angles and touch in different ways. I'd just sort of feel myself over my whole body for awhile, getting used to it and experimenting with different parts. Probably not for too long though. Eventually, I'd end up masturbating, and I'd probably take a mini-m&m's container to see if I can use it as a dildo. I'd stimulate my genitals in different ways and may or may not come to my computer to look at porn, although I may come over to learn tricks for masturbation (like the pillow trick). I'd try a few out.
After awhile, I'd go back to doing other things. It doesn't have to end in orgasm, just when I feel done. I'd shower and be happy that I can finally buy softer shampoos (I have scalp issues) instead of these harsher ones, which I currently use because they have more phyto and xeno estrogens (I'd also be glad to not have to purposefully expose myself to so many xenoestrogens in the future). Oh, I'd sing, too. :D
I'd idyllicize laying in bed covered by my white sheets and drifting softly to sleep, but knowing me, once I get out of that shower, I'm probably going back onto my computer. :P
Around 1AM (it's DST), I would turn back into a male, and be really confused and dysphoric, and my next day would be ruined. Actually probably the next several days. I'd feel shocked, scared, and guilty. I'd have to change back all of my online accounts (but I'd probably end up letting some of them stay female, under the premise that I just haven't gotten around to changing them back), but I might decide to just leave them all female; this experience would prove to my parents that I really am transsexed. I'd probably start on HRT near-immediately, due to the intense negative shock of having to go back to being a male. I'd then get SRS many years later (it will probably be a decade from now when I finally have the money).
And then, I'd maybe come close to that feeling of rightness I felt on the day I'd woken up female.

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